The epitome of ‘perfect dildo’ is how I would describe the ‘Splendid’ dildo. I mean, it certainly lives up to it’s name. Never have I wanted anything more or anything less from a toy.

Uberrime is a company I have slept on, and now this is the second toy of theirs I have tried, I am really beginning to ask myself WHY? There is no rhyme or reason, but at least I can say better late than never. Because the Splendid Dual Density Dildo (formerly the Splendid Gentleman) is literally my perfect dildo, and I am SO FREAKIN’ HAPPY. The Night King was a triumph as well, my only real issue with that was the length and flexibility of the silicone could make it a little tricky to use anally. But this… this is pure perfection.

The Splendid Dual Density Dildo was sent to us free of charge in exchange for an honest review by Uberrime Dildos. 

First Impressions

I’ve already covered the packaging aspects in my last review, so you can go ahead and check that one out if you want more details. Let’s just get straight down to brass tax. The Splendid Dildo is a dual-density dildo. If you are new to toys, or are just unfamiliar with that term, it simply means the dildo is made with 2 different firmnesses (is that a word?) of silicone. It’s usually a firmer core with a softer outer core, which gives it a more ‘realistic’ feel. They are my absolute favourites when it comes to dildos.

The Splendid is a very typical ‘average’ size for a dildo, and for me, that’s great. I’m not a size queen who can take anything too big (believe me, I have tried SO HARD, I just can’t do it). If you can, then more power to you. The splendid stands at a respectable 6 inches in length, and has a circumference of 5 inches. It kind of reminds me of the Vixen Leo, but this has added vein detailing, and a more pronounced glans, but it’s still giving me those kind of vibes. This particular dildo is a gorgeous blend of sapphire blue and white. It gives it that sort of frosty feeling that just feels appropriate for this time of year.

In Use

Because this dildo basically sits in my size sweet-spot, using this dildo is an absolute breeze and a pleasure. Soft soft, rounded tip makes for easy insertion. The modest circumference means I can pretty much jump straight into using this without much of a ‘warm-up’. The thickness also gives me enough of a full sensation, without being too intense. The length allows it to go deep enough to hit my prostate, and the curved tip ensures that it rubs me the right way.

The veined texture on the shaft offers just a little bit of additional sensation, without being overly stimulating. Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy a good bit of texture on a dildo, but there are times when it can all get a bit too much. That’s not the case with the Splendid. Because of the firmer core, it’s much easier to use the Splendid ‘hands free’. I can slot it into the leather harness for the LoveArc and just have a wild time. But it’s smaller size also makes it easy to use with a harness as well.

Each time I have used the Splendid, I have ridden it to orgasm, and each orgasm has been insanely satisfying. There’s no tricks, bells or whistles here; just a simple but effective design that fits all of my needs and delivers every time. The build quality of these dildos is simply sublime. The way they have been poured gives each one a unique appearance, but are a delight to behold visually. It’s certainly a dildo that, should I be inclined to one day just have all of my favourites out on display, would take pride of place in the collection.

Clean-up and Maintenance

The Splendid can be cleaned so easily; washing with warm soapy water, boil it, bleach it (in a 10% solution), put it on a sanitise cycle in the dishwasher… however you prefer to clean your silicone, you can do that here. As I mentioned in the previous review, the toy does come with a storage bag, but they were shedding so much, I had to get rid of them. But, this can live safely tucked away with all my other silicone dildos. It is a little bit of a dust magnet though, so be prepared for a little rinse before each use. No one wants a stray pug hair…

Summary

Well, what can I say? Dildo reviews are always often the hardest ones to write, because, well there’s only so many ways you can write about sticking a dildo in your butt. But what I can say, is that if you like dual density dildos, and like to keep yours on the more ‘realistic’ side, then the Splendid could be the perfect dildo to add to your collection. This is a dildo I look forward to using again and again, and i’m grateful to have it in my ever-expanding orgy of silicone.

Where to Buy

You can order the Splendid from Peepshow Toys

You can also now pick it up from SheVibe in an absolutely fantastical array of colours.

I would like to thank Uberrime for sending us the Splendid Dual Density Dildo to us free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect our opinions or experience with this or any other product we receive for review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. 

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