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Reviews

Kinky Cobra by Mr Hankey’s Toys
8.3
1 week ago

Kinky Cobra by Mr Hankey’s Toys

Things are getting serious… I’m definitely learning my lesson of ‘read the dimensions very carefully’ when it comes to picking your dildos. When I first laid my eyes on this …
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AK Super Series S1 Masturbation Cup
9.6
2 weeks ago

AK Super Series S1 Masturbation Cup

There are a LOT of masturbators out there. Hundreds. Thousands. Millions. And for the most part, they all do pretty much the same thing and it can get a little …
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Sex Machine by Mr Hankey’s Toys
7.3
2 months ago

Sex Machine by Mr Hankey’s Toys

Another day, another dildo review. This time we’re hopping on to RoboCock! Ok, that’s not its actual name but it probably should be. For folks that love the idea of …
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Satisfyer Intensity Rechargeable Butt Plug
8.5
2 months ago

Satisfyer Intensity Rechargeable Butt Plug

One of the most common messages I get, is suggestions for beginner-friendly butt toys; most often it’s a good beginners butt plug. And to be honest, for a while I’ve not …
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Lovehoney Entice Couple’s Adventure Game
8.3
3 months ago

Lovehoney Entice Couple’s Adventure Game

It’s the end of another week and I am coming at you with our third and final review; that’s right – we’ve been pushing our way through the review back-log …
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Scimitar by Mr Hankey’s Toys
9
3 months ago

Scimitar by Mr Hankey’s Toys

No, your eyes do not deceive you; another review! Posted so soon after the other? OK, who are you and what have you done with TBGR?! But in all seriousness, …
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BVibe 360 Plug
9.3
3 months ago

BVibe 360 Plug

Apologies for the delay with getting reviews up! Had some health concerns to attend to but I’m back so thank you for your patience. This week, we’re kicking off with …
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The Captain’s Hook by Hankey’s Toys
10
3 months ago

The Captain’s Hook by Hankey’s Toys

Shiver Me Timbers! What’s that I see off the starboard bow? It’s the next instalment of our reviews for Hankey’s Toys! Avast, ye land-lubber! You’d best be on your guard… …
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KIIROO Extra Tight Butt / FeelGlow Sleeves
8.3
4 months ago

KIIROO Extra Tight Butt / FeelGlow Sleeves

We’re Back! It’s a brand new year and I’m starting with a quick apology. 2023 was not the best year for me, and things went a little downhill towards the end …
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The Perfect Penis by Hankey’s Toys
9.3
6 months ago

The Perfect Penis by Hankey’s Toys

It’s a bold claim to call a product ‘perfect’. What is perfect? Perfection is… at the very least, subjective. One persons idea of perfection can be very different to someone …
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