Winter is coming. And so will you be after taking a ride on the frozen shaft of the Night King. Fans of fantasy and texture rejoice! It’s been a fair while since i’ve been truly excited by a dildo (mainly because i’ve had so many to review) but this one has given me such joy, i’m practically giddy.

A couple of months back, I was approached by Marco the Dildo Maker from Uberrime, who asked if I would be willing to test out and review some of his delicious silicone offerings. After having a good browse at what was on offer, I really couldn’t say no. I selected a few designs he could choose from; and lo and behold, I was sent all three! It’s taken me a little while to get through these; using dildos has required a bit more time and patience recently – with my ‘real’ job giving me stress and just generally feeling a little run down. But i’m administering a lot of ‘self-care’ and I am slowly bouncing back in time for Christmas!

The Night King was the one I was most excited about. The length of the shaft, the delightful looking texture; the fact it blurred the lines between a fantasy dildo and realistic dildo really cranked my shaft. In more ways than one. But why was it so great? Well let’s read on and find out…

The Night King Silicone Dildo was sent to us free of charge by Uberrime in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. 

First Impressions

Uberrime is based in the US. My package was shipped on the 27th September, and arrived in the UK on 3rd October. I was charged a £17 customs fee for my package, but this will vary based on the value and weight of your order. The box was plain and had no significant identifying marks to suggest what was inside. Truthfully, I cannot remember exactly what was stated on the customs declaration; I just know it didn’t say ‘box of dildos’ or anything like that!

Each dildo is packed in a simple clear plastic bag and provided with a free storage bag as well. I think this is a nice touch, and wish more companies did that sort of thing. However, the storage bags I received were a little… well, they seemed to shed a little bit, so as soon as I pulled a dildo out, it had little bits of thread all over it. It’s a small thing, but something to note, as I like my storage bags to keep my dildos nice and dust free! As I said, a small issue…

The Night King is a beautiful sight to behold. The version I have is a gorgeous marbled light metallic blue and silver, which gives way to a darker blue/silver/black mix towards the base. There are little specks of teal glitter that give this dildo an almost ethereal appearance. The dildo stands at just over 9 inches, and has a modest circumference of 5.25 inches around the majority of the shaft. It widens to 6 inches right towards the anal/harness-safe flared base. The silicone is firm, but still maintains a good level of ‘squish’. It’s flexible but you can still feel every ridge. I’m salivating just thinking about it…

In Use

Oh my god… this dildo is a sensory overload, and I for one LOVE it. Not everyone will; if you dislike ANY form of texture on your dildos, you will absolutely hate this. But more on that later. The Night King has a fairly typical phallic shape, bit the deep intense ridges all over the surface transport it into the realms of fantasy, which I actually really like. I think this is a nice stepping stone for those who want to try something that’s a bit more… inhuman, but aren’t quite ready for dragon dick.

The Night King features a prominent tapered glans that has two coronal ridges (that’s right, two!). The rest of the shaft is a swirl of ridges that seem to move in all different directions. They resemble your classic veins, but like, on steroids. Because of the length and flexible nature of the shaft, this is one I find easiest to use whilst lying on my back and slowly thrusting with it. Riding it is possible with a bit of patience, but there are times where you don’t want to be fussing around.

With a good coating of lube, the tip of the Night King slips in with a satisfying double pop! But then it doesn’t stop; the ridges continue to pop and tease my hole as I slide the dildo deeper inside. I can feel every ridge and bump and it has me tingling all over. I enjoy taking this one nice and slow, so I can really appreciate the sensations of the ridges. I can really feel things opening and contracting with each inch. And then the curve in the shaft means this hits my prostate with ease, and the combination of all these factors culminate in a knee-trembling, body-shaking orgasm – EVERY TIME.

The beauty of the Night King for me, is the fact it’s the perfect ratio for me. I generally don’t like my dildos too big; my butt is a delicate flower, and even with patience and practice, I just cannot take anything too big. But this dildo hits my sweet spots, and never leaves me feeling like I want or need more. The length is great for depth play, but for me, it’s just angled perfectly for my prostate, and most of the time, I don’t need to take it too deep. The girth is perfect and the texture is intense, but not completely over-stimulating (providing you take it a little slower. I did try a rougher session and it did just get a bit too much for me).

Clean-up and Maintenance

We’ve covered this a million times on the blog, but for those who are discovering us for the first time, the Night King is so easy to take care off. Silicone can be cleansed by soap and water, you can boil it, hell you can even toss it in the dishwasher. You can of course keep your lovely new dildo in the provided storage bag, but as I mentioned earlier, my bags are shedding a little so it kind of defeats the purpose! But it can be safely stored with any other silicone toys you have.

Summary

Well what can I really say that I haven’t said already? This is a great dildo. The workmanship is excellent; the quality is extremely high. If you are fans of dildos by the likes of Tantus, I think you will absolutely love Uberrime. If you order direct from Uberrime, the Night King will set you back £48 + shipping (which is around £20) – so £68. That sounds expensive, but considering a good Vixen dildo can set you back in excess of around £100… this is a bargain. If you like good quality silicone, fantasy dildos or just want to support smaller indie artists; then you should definitely check this out.

Where to Buy

You can order direct from Uberrime (in a slightly different colouration) OR you can order from Peepshow in this colour (Peepshow ship to Europe, Australia, New Zealand and Japan).

I would like to thank Uberrime for sending us the Night King Silicone Dildo free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect our experiences or opinions of this or any other product we receive for review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.