I adore versatility when it comes to sex toys. If it can do more than one job, then I am excited. And if you read our last review for the KEON; I hinted that this sexy piece of smart-tech could transform into a full blown sex machine; and today we are diving in to see if it’s any good.
I was pleasantly surprised with the KEON; it wasn’t perfect but there was definitely a lot of potential there. And Kiiroo certainly agree by bringing out various adapters and attachments to transform your masturbator into something quite extraordinary. Don’t worry if you don’t own a Keon; you can buy a bundle of the Keon and the various adapters if you are starting from scratch. Now, grab yourselves a hot beverage and a snack and let’s get into it.
I would like to thank Kiiroo for sending us the Keon Dildo Adapter, Dildo and Table Clamp free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate Links have been used in this post.
Keon Dildo Adapter
In order to transform your Keon into a fully-fledged sex machine; you’ll need the Dildo Adapter. This piece of kit slots into the Keon in the same way that your stroker does; it features a rod with a vac-u-lock attachment on it (meaning if you already have vac-u-lock dildos, you’re winning). The packaging is simple, and the adapter comes packaged with the rod screwed into the adapter upside down (allowing it to take up less space in the box). So in order to get it set up, you’ll need to unscrew it, turn it around and then screw it back in. This was the most tedious part of the set-up process (as it’s a VERY long screw).
Keon Table Clamp
To get the best results from your Keon sex machine, the Table Clamp is an essential piece of kit. Whilst PiV play can be achieve by simply holding the Keon in place; arms will certainly get tired because of the weight – and for those of use who will be using the machine anally; well it’s not really possible unless you have a partner who is willing to hold it for you (which might be perfectly acceptable, but not always practical). Unfortunately, the clam isn’t part of the bundle which is a shame. The clamp attaches to the Keon and then this can be tightened to the edge of a table, allowing you to enjoy your dildos or strokers hands free. It’s a solid, well-built clamp that can be angled in lots of directions, allowing you to find what position works most comfortable for you.
Unfortunately, I don’t have many low surfaces with which I could attach it too; but I managed to find a position where I could be standing, or at least somewhat bent over. It’s has also certainly made using the masturbator far more enjoyable as I’m not having to hold it, leaving my hands free to explore my body (or to change the interactive content if I get bored) without missing a stroke.
The final piece of the puzzle is a dildo. If you are an avid sex toy collector, then chances are you may already have a vac-u-lock dildo lying around. If not, Kiiroo have got you covered. Made from body-safe silicone, the Kiiroo dildo has a delicious tapered design, making it the perfect introductory dildo to use with a machine like this. It measures at 7.5 inches in length and has a circumference of 4 inches around its narrowest point and 5.5 inches around its widest. It has a realistic design, with a pronounced glans and some vein detailing.
As with our previous review, I will cover using the sex machine both on it’s own, and with interactive content. Let’s start with manual/solo use.
Using it Solo
Once you’ve got yourself set-up and found a comfortable position, you’ll definitely need to be using the FeelConnect app to control the machine, as obviously it’s not easy to control once you get into position. Obviously if you have a friend/partner/dom to help you, then they can operate the machine for you. However, for those solo times, the remote will be your best friend. The response between the machine and the remote is decent, with little latency (at least in my experience).
As with the stroker, you can customise the stroke depth and length to whatever you desire. I recommend getting yourself comfortable, with the dildo inserted before turning it on. Then you can adjust your position to get the best from the thrusting. Whilst the Keon Sex Machine cannot reach the dizzying speeds of it’s full size competitors; it’s certainly got enough for me; and I think it makes it more approachable for those who are new or nervous about it.
Using it with a partner is a lot more fun, for sure. I could get into whatever position I wanted, and let them take control. Paired with some bondage restrains and a blindfold… I’m biting my lip just thinking about it.
After connecting to the FeelX site and selecting the video I wished to watch, I got myself ready with the dildo inserted and pressed play. It took a few moments to get to the ‘good part’ but once it did; the Keon thrust into life in time with the action on the screen. Every thrust made by the top performer was replicated with the Keon. It’s a truly immersive experience.
As the machine fucks me, my hands are free to do whatever; I could simulate a 3-way and slip my cock into a stroker; for a full sensory overload. Or I could use just my hands; either way, the stimulation is overwhelming and it doesn’t take long for me to reach a deeply fulfilling orgasm.
Clean-up and Maintenance
The Dildo Adapter can be washed with soap and water, whilst the dildo can be sanitised in whatever way you choose to clean your silicone. The rod can then be unscrewed, turned around and reinserted the opposite direction if you want to store it in its box again. The dildo can be safely stored with your other silicone dildos without a bag, if you so wish.
There’s a lot to enjoy about the Keon Sex Machine. For a start, it’s so much cheaper than a regular full-sized sex machine (like the F-Machine Gigolo, for example). It takes up so much less space, perfect for those who have struggled to thing where they would store one. The Vac-u-lock attachment means you can use it with so many different dildos (so if you have a sizeable collection, you’ve got lots to explore!).
It’s also far quieter than a full size machine as well; another huge plus. My only issue is the clamp. I am limited to the surfaces with which I can attach it to, which means that I can’t explore different positions on my own. I had a bit of success using a couple of belts and a fleshjack mount, which did allow me to at least get a bit more comfortable using the machine on a bed; but it still wasn’t perfect and took a lot of trial and error. But I also appreciate not everyone will have one of those either. I’m not sure what I could suggest as an alternative; so just something to bear in mind if you are interested.
Again, there is a huge amount of potential here; and I’d love to see Kiiroo collaborate and bring us some porn star dildos (maybe an opportunity with Fleshjack? hint hint..) It’s not perfect, but given it’s size and price, it’s a fairly powerful sex machine; once you can figure out the best way to use it for your set-up at home. They do make a pillow style mount that could work maybe, for PiV but I wonder if this is a concept that could be re-worked to allow for doggy/anal positions? I’ll hand it over to you, Kiiroo.
How to Buy
If you already own a Keon, then you can purchase the separate items you need here:
Dildo Adapter / Table Clamp / Silicone Dildo
If you don’t own a Keon, you can purchase a bundle that includes the Keon, Dildo Adapter and Dildo for £. You’ll need to purchase the clamp separately.
I would like to thank Kiiroo for sending us the Keon Dildo Adapter, Dildo and Table Clamp free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate Links have been used in this post. If you wish to support the blog and the work that we do, then please consider making your purchases through these links. It helps keep the blog running and the content coming. Thanks! x
The Lowdown | KIIROO Keon Sex Machine
Pros: A decently powerful, compact sex machine that’s a fraction of the size and prize and can be used with interactive content for a fully immersive masturbation experience.
Cons: If you don’t have many surfaces that you can clamp your Keon too, then you are a bit limited when it comes to how you can use this. Whilst PiV could be achieved by holding it, other positions could be tricky/impossible.
Bottom Line: For the size and price, I think this is a decent sex machine. Lots to explore in terms of content and it’s compatible with the literal HUNDREDS of Vac-u-lock attachments out there.