Pierre Fitch was definitely an early porn crush of mine when I was a teenager. Typical ‘boy next door’ looks always got my heart racing. So imagine my glee when I found out I could have his dick whenever I wanted, thanks to Fleshjack.
I can’t even begin to deny how much I have loved the 2 Fleshjack dildos (Brent and Mick) I have already reviewed. So imagine my delight and excitement when Carvaka Sex Toys reached out and sent me the Pierre Fitch dildo, I believe I may have let out a girlish squee when I opened the box. It’s definitely my mission in life to make the entire range of Fleshjack Boys dildos mine.
As with most dildos I’m sent (especially the squishy ones), the first few hours are spent just generally admiring it from all angles and giving it a good squeeze. For some reason, I was just so excited to give this one a try. Was it because it was one of the most beautiful dicks i’ve ever seen? Or was it because I could potentially indulge in a long forgotten fantasy… Who knows. Or cares. I just needed to get it in me. So let’s see how I got on, shall we?
Carvaka kindly sent me the Pierre Fitch silicone dildo for free, in exchange for an honest review.
Like all the Fleshjack dildos, they are all presented in the same style cardboard box. When you lift the flap, you are greeted by the dildo, nestling in a plastic tray. On the inside of the flap, is the vital stats of the dildo, and some basic care and usage instructions. You also get to see Pierre in all his glory, which gives you an idea of how realistic the dildo is (as it’s moulded directly from the man himself). Inside, you also get a sachet of water-based lubricant and some promotional literature.
It’s the smallest and lightest of the 3 Fleshjack dildos I now have in my possession. It’s also the smallest in terms of length and girth. Pierre has an insertable length of 6.5 inches, and a girth of 5.5 inches, which is pretty consistent all the way down the shaft. Now, after taking the dildo out of the package and giving it the once over – the first thought that struck me was “DAMN! This is a good looking dick!”. Now I know this is crazy – dicks come in all shapes and sizes, and in their own way, they are all ‘beautiful’ – but there was just something about this one that just made it look like the poster child for dick hotness.
It’s been a long time since I’ve watched any of his movies. But I always remember thinking that his dick was just beautiful. To be holding it in my hand now was just so exciting. Even if it was fake. The shaft of the dildo has a slight downward curve (and it’s the first dildo i’ve had that has a curve like that). Like the other Fleshjack dildos, the silicone has a moderate firmness, but still retains a degree of flexibility. There is no suction cup, but there is a solid pair of balls at the base of the shaft that provide some stability.
The level of detail is perfect, with the subtle veins and the bumps of the hair follicles. All in all, I was impressed with it’s appearance, so I really couldn’t wait to slick it up and give it a good work out.
Pierre Fitch is fairly ‘average’ in size, so only a small warm up was necessary. So I slicked up my Leo and began my warm up. It didn’t long before I was eyeing Pierre with a mix of hunger and lust. I threw Leo aside and gripped Pierre and began insertion. I definitely had an itch that needed scratching, and the firm curve in Pierre felt like the perfect remedy.
I feel I should point out here that the silicone is not as silky smooth as other dildos. It’s got a bit of a ‘draggy’ texture. With that in mind, you’ll want to make sure you are using a good water-based Lubricant. At the time, I was using GiveLube Super Thick lube (mainly because I was in the process of reviewing that as well). The tapered tip of the Pierre dildo ensured that penetration was an absolute breeze, and it wasn’t long before I was moaning in ecstasy.
As I took the dildo deeper, I didn’t really notice the downward curve. The shaft has enough flex in it, that it moves with the body. The 5.5 inch girth had me feeling nicely full, but not overly. I was soon in a position to begin thrusting. Despite the lack of suction cup, the big flat base at the bottom of the dildo made it incredibly easy to thrust with, even with slightly slippery hands, there’s a good amount to ‘grip’.
This meant it was easy to get into a good rhythm. With each deep thrust, I could feel it just brushing past my p-spot. And it was just ‘brushing’. Whilst the downward curve was making no real difference to the general feeling, it was just missing that vital spot. Still, it had my body tingling, and I was getting goosebumps because honestly, it just felt so good.
However, as I was definitely craving some more direct prostate stimulation, I decided that in the interest of science (of course) I would flip the dildo upside down, so the ‘downward’ curve was now ‘upward’ and began again. This time, after thrusting it deeper, it was now softly massaging my prostate. And it felt wonderful. Getting down on the floor, I decided to try and ‘ride’ – the lack of a suction cup makes it slightly difficult, however the large flat base does provide some support, so if you ride it nice and slow, you can just about build up a decent rhythm, and you won’t have the dildo slipping around all over the place.
Because the dildo is silicone, it retains heat fairly well – so for added realism, it’s definitely worth putting the dildo in some warm water. After bringing it up to body temperature, internally, it feels much more real, and the added warmth against the prostate is sensational. As dildos go, this one hit all the right spots, felt amazing and helped lead me to several satisfying orgasms.
I have a few minor issues with this (and it’s the same with the other FJ dildos too). Firstly, the silicone attracts dust and hair at a stupid rate. And at the price you pay for a luxury dildo like this, the least I would expect would be a nice storage bag to help keep it clean. I also really wish they had a suction cup – mainly because I want to use these with the LoveArc, but sadly cannot*.
But at the end of the day, these are really minor issues, and don’t really detract from the visually pleasing aesthetic of this dildo, and the realistic sensations that it can provide.
Clean-up and Maintenance
I’m sure you are probably sick of me saying this, but silicone can be boiled, bleached, put in the dishwasher or just given a good rinse with some water and toy cleaner. As for storage, if you want to keep it dust free between uses, you’d be best finding a storage bag (if you have any spare lying around). I, however, store my dildos in a single draw in my toy chest, and I am just prepared to give it a quick rinse before the next time I use it.
I really am a simple man when it comes to what I need from my dildos. It looks like a dick, feels like a dick and it made me orgasm. That’s pretty much all I need. Visually, it is one of the nicest looking (realistic) dildos I have had the pleasure of using, and if you happen to have an appreciation for Mr Fitch, and his ‘talents’, then this will definitely appeal to you. For those of you who prefer super-girthy toys, then this might come up a little too short. But for those who do want a more realistic experience, it ticks all the right boxes.
All I know now, is that I really want to get my hands (and my ass) on the rest of the range. Yeah, it’s definitely an obsession. And it’s totally worth it.
Where To Buy
This item was originally sent to us free of charge by Carvaka Sex Toys. Subsequently, they have stopped selling ‘most’ products. This review has been updated to provide new additional purchase links for this product.
* Update: Since this review was written, LoveArc have sent me some harnesses that would allow me to use these dildos with the LoveArc. I will update on this further once i’ve given it a thorough testing!