It’s a bold claim to call a product ‘perfect’. What is perfect? Perfection is… at the very least, subjective. One persons idea of perfection can be very different to someone else…

When Hankey’s Toys reached out to me to ask if I would be willing to produce some reviews for them, I spent a long while browsing through the extensive catalogue – and I have to admit, I was very apprehensive. There were a LOT of ‘big’ toys… and for those who have been following for some time; know that generally I tend to stick within the realms of ‘average’ when it comes to sticking things up my butt. So I was a little worried I wouldn’t be able to find anything that would suit my own personal taste and needs.

But then I saw it; the Perfect Penis. And so, after checking the measurements; I settled on the small in a Medium Firm softness. It arrived along with 5 other Hankey’s dildos… all of which will be reviewed over the coming months. As you might be able to see from the below photo… some of them did get a little large… I either must have misread some things OR I just got a bit to.. excited. Either way, we’re starting off with something nice and manageable and we’ll be (hopefully) working our way up to the rest! *nervously bites nails*

So without further ado, I guess I should lube up and slide right onto this review… let’s go!

The Perfect Penis Dildo was sent to us free of charge by Hankey’s Toys in exchange for an honest review. Some affiliate links have been used in this post. 

First Impressions

My selection of dildos arrived in a non-descript brown box with no real indication on the outside of what might be in the box. Hankey’s Toys are based in the US so be aware if you are shopping from outside of the US, you may incur customs charges on top of your order price. There is a UK-based stockist, Clonezone, where you can pick up some models but I don’t believe they carry the full range – but could be worth checking out! Anyway… onto the Perfect Penis!

All dildos come wrapped in plastic for hygiene but that’s it. No box or carton which I guess can help save space and weight when shipping. There’s a little sticker in each one and at the base is a little QR code which leads you to their website for safety and usage guidance. The Perfect Penis is crafted from 100% platinum cure silicone and is available in 4 sizes. The small, measures 8.5 inches of total length with 6.5 inches being insertable. Around the tip, it has a circumference of 4.4 inches and widens to 5 inches around the main part of the shaft. It features realistic skin texture and wrinkles.

In Use

Given the challenges that are facing me, the Perfect Penis felt like, well – the perfect warm-up toy. My hole isn’t used as often as it once was so when it comes to enjoying a bit of anal – I do need to ensure a good warm-up for an enjoyable session. Thankfully, with it’s modest size – the Perfect Penis is indeed, perfect! It’s tapered tip allows for a smooth and pain-free insertion and the length of the shaft is enough to leave me feeling satisfied. The large chunky base gives me a good solid anchor to grip onto so I can pound my arse with comfort.

You can opt to have a suction cup hole to allow you to insert vac-u-loc suction cups into the base; however I opted out of this. I don’t really remember why but for those that like to ride their dildos hands-free; Hankey’s have got you covered. Still, I was able to secure my Perfect Penis to my LoveArc using the strap-on harness and it worked surprisingly well. But to be honest, this is the kind of dildo I’m quite happy to just lie on my back and lazily thrust into myself. Or have someone else thrusting it for me.

The level of detail is beautiful; they’ve really captured the texture on an exposed glans perfectly. There’s a subtle amount of vein detail that adds to the visual aspect (not so much to the sensation). The balls are as wrinkly as you would expect them to be and the overall ‘squish’ factor is good. In a medium firm density, it feels realistic. For those that enjoy their dildos to be simple and straight to the point – this one does the job and does it pretty well!

All of Hankey’s dildos are made to order, using molds that have been created in house. Some of the realistic models have been molded off of real people (I know for some people, that can be quite a turn on). On this occasion, the Perfect Penis was created using AI. As Hankey’s toys states:

a unique approach to dildo design in the market. Our AI-driven process considers a vast array of studies on preferred penis size, leading to a selection of dildos in various sizes with the ideal balance of length and width

I think this may be the first time I’ve seen or heard of AI being used in the dildo design process (if this has been done elsewhere, feel free to reach out to correct me!). I think it got it pretty spot on!

Clean-up and Maintenance

The reason I adore silicone dildos is because apart from being body-safe; they are so easy to care for and maintain. When you are done, you can sanitise your silicone by whatever method you prefer. Whether that’s washing with soap and water, boiling, putting in the dishwasher (without plates or detergent!)… whatever you choose, you can be certain your Perfect Penis will be ready for the next session.


We’re starting off with a nice gentle ride; and the Perfect Penis really is the best way for me to start this journey. The smallest size is enough to give me a great sensation, whilst getting me ready to start taking on something a little bit bigger. Visually, it looks great and for those that want their holes stuffed a little more – there are 3 more sizes; with the largest going up to a whopping 10 inch circumference!

The Perfect Penis starts at $125.95 for the basic version; which is the version that I have: Small, Medium Firm, Natural Tan, No Effect, No Vac-U-Hole. The price will then change based on what size you choose, firmness and colour options. It’s a bit of an investment; but given the quality and the fact that these are all made-to-order from designs made in house – a premium is to be expected. However they are comparable in price to the likes of Vixen and Tantus; so if you a connoisseur of cock like me – it’s worth it. Its certainly got me excited to try out the rest of my selections…

Where to Buy

You can order your Perfect Penis directly from Hankey’s Toys.

If you are in the UK; Clonezone are an authorised seller for their products (and they do carry the Perfect Penis!)

I would like to thank Hankey’s Toys for sending us the Perfect Penis free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Some affiliate links have been used in this post. This does not sway our opinion of this or any other product we receive for review. If you wish to help support the blog, please share this post with someone you think would find it interesting! 

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