I am an absolute sucker for a good deal. I also have no self control when it comes to spending money, so when Fleshjack had their valentines offer of ‘Spend lots of money, we’ll give you free stuff’ – I hastily jumped on board.

I grabbed a few of the new Fleshjack Boy’s masturbators – including Trenton Ducati, Sean Zevran and Jake Orion. I also grabbed Jake’s dick. Well not literally, but his silicone replica at the same time – and it is said dick that is the focus of today’s review. It’s taken me a long time to get round to writing a review for this, because even though I was fully aware of the size when I ordered, in the flesh it seemed so much bigger. This would take a little bit of work!

Since publication, this item is no longer available. 

First Impressions

I have to admit, I was a little disappointed when the dildo first arrived. Not because there was anything wrong with it, but it was the fact that nothing arrived in the packaging that I would have expected an item like this to arrive in. The dildo was just packaged in a clear plastic bag, rather than the usual cardboard box the other dildos arrive in. On the one hand, this could be a good thing – less ‘awkward’ packaging to throw away. However, for blogging purposes, I was missing the packaging – there was less things to take photos of! Anyway…

This particular dildo is the biggest of the Fleshjack dildos I own, and is probably one of the largest that I own overall (at least, in length anyway). Jake stands at 9 inches tall, with an insertable length of 7 inches.  At it’s narrowest point, the tip is around 4 inches in circumference, whilst the shaft is around 6 inches at it’s widest point towards the middle, before getting slightly narrower, at 5.75 inches towards the balls. The dildo is made from 100% body safe platinum cure silicone, and is pretty firm, with a minor amount of squish for a realistic feel.

Much like the Pierre Fitch dildo, which I described as the most beautiful dildo I have ever seen, this particular dildo has a certain visual aesthetic that’s incredibly appealing. (If you like realistic dildos, that is). It’s fairly symmetrical in shape and has lots of detailed skin textures. My favourite detail that’s been captured is the line of skin that goes along the underside of the shaft, down over the balls. It’s finished off with Jake’s signature at the base of the dildo. It’s a nice touch. All in all, it’s a big, solid, chunky dildo – and I couldn’t wait to give it a try.

In Use

As much as I would love to be able to just hop right onto a dildo of this size, I can’t so a warm up was definitely needed before putting Jake through his paces. I won’t bore you with all the details of the warm up, let’s just get straight on to talking about how freakin’ amazing this thing feels. After I felt I was ready, I got myself into the position I felt would be most comfortable – with the dildo on the floor and I would slowly lower myself onto it. Because this is a pretty hefty beast, I was able to have it stand up on the floor, without it falling over. With a good coating of lube, I began insertion.

Taking the first inch or 2 is pretty easy. Things started to get a little tricker around the middle point, where the dildo is at it’s thickest. But I persevered, because I am a professional. As you slowly take dildo inside, I could feel it stretching me out. As I went deeper, I could feel myself reaching my threshold – but something spurred me to keep going. Before long, the whole thing was inside me. From start to finish, it took me around 20 minutes to just get Jake inside – but it was worth it. My knees were shaking and I felt it was time to change position.

I threw myself on the bed and as I lay on my back, I reached down and began to thrust. I was feeling so full, and the lack of major texture on the shaft, meant that moving it in and out was smooth. Jake was soon hitting all the good spots and I could feel my breath shortening. As the sweat was beading on my forehead, I could feel the familiar sensation that meant orgasm was approaching. With a few more vigorous thrusts, I couldn’t hold on any more. As soon as I grazed my penis, I exploded with orgasmic bliss. I made sounds that made me glad the neighbours weren’t at home.

Clean-up and Maintenance

The Fleshjack dildos are incredibly easy to care for – boil ’em. Bleach ’em. Stick ’em in the dishwasher. Whatever is convenient for you! Alternatively, a spritz with some toy cleaner/rubbing alcohol and a rinse with some warm water will also be sufficient. When it comes to storage, I would definitely recommend a bag, or something – as hair and dust stick to this SO easily.

Summary

It’s an obsession. I will give you that. I am a complete sucker for realistic dildos, and the Fleshjack ones are just awesome. Not only do they look great, but they allow me to live out my favourite porn scenes with my favourite porn stars. It’s not weird. Honestly. The Jake Orion dildo is definitely a welcome addition to the line up. It’s length and girth is great for those of us looking for a challenge, and it’s relatively smooth texture makes using it for anal so much easier.

If you are a fan of silicone toys, toys made from porn stars or just appreciate a well crafted, realistic dildo – then you can’t go wrong here. It’s definitely one for the size queens though – so just make sure you well stocked up with lube. Just be careful. Because once you have one, you will inevitably want more.

Where to Buy

This item has now been discontinued! You can check out the rest of the Fleshjack Boys range

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