We’re back with our first review of 2016! Better late than never, I always say and we’re kicking off with something that’s bound to please those of you who enjoy playing with their prostate.
First of all, let me apologise for the lack of updates for a while. Blogging is not my main job, and as I work in retail, December is pretty much the most chaotic time, so i’ve been working extended hours and frankly, I was shattered – reviews and sex toys just had to take a back seat for a while. But now, we’re back and i’m ready to kick some serious sex toy ASS!
So as you may remember, the folks over at MEO were very generous and sent me a MASSIVE box of products to play with, which was incredibly generous, but my goodness it’s taken me some time to get through everything! Thankfully this past week, i’ve had some vacation time off, which was the perfect opportunity to have some sexy one-on-one time and put a few of these products through their paces.
Today, we are taking a look at ‘The Milking Stick‘ – a stainless steel probe that’s aim is to milk you dry. Did it live up to it’s outlandish, confident claim that “Due to its special form, our Milking Stick stimulates the prostate and thus drives you to extreme ecstasy that ends in a violent orgasm – whether you want it or not!” – Well, read on and find out…
The Milking Stick arrives in very under-stated packaging. It’s a clear plastic bag, in which the Stick resides, wrapped in a sheath of bubble wrap in order to protect it from scratches and dents. The Stick is made from 100% stainless steel and is heavy. This little rod of pleasure weighs in at just over 500g. It measures around 10.25″ in overall length, with an insertable length of Just over 6″ – with the rest of the length making up the handle.
There is a tapered ‘acorn’ shape at the tip of the stick, which slims right down, and ends with a little round ball at the end of the insertable length. The initial ‘bulb’ at the tip measures 1.75″ in length and has a circumference of 4″. The main part of the shaft is 2″ in circumference and the secondary ‘ball’ is 2.75″ in circumference. The MEO logo is etched into the handle which adds a nice touch.
This sort of toy begs to be used with a partner, and my husband was more than willing to bend me over and put the Milking Stick through it’s paces. We started out the evening with a nice, relaxing massage by candlelight. As I breathed in the heady aroma of the oil and found myself relaxed, yet extremely aroused, he leant over and whispered into my ear “Ass up”. Grabbing the Liberator Wedge (review coming soon), I positioned myself on all fours, with my ass up and open. I soon felt the cold chill of the lube as he slowly drizzled some hybrid lube over me.
The great thing about stainless steel is the fact you can use almost ANY lube with it. I normally use silicone lube with metal/glass toys – however, i’ve definitely become more fond of ‘hybrid’ lubes as you get the slickness of water-based lube, combined with the longevity of the silicone lube. After getting me lubed up, he placed the cool tip of the stick against my skin and I jumped. It was freezing. And I liked it. He sensed that it had startled me, and decided to run the smooth, cold steel over my other sensitive spots.
After he’d had his fun, he began to slide the stick inside. Thanks to it’s tapered tip and narrow circumference, it slipped inside really easy. He slowly plunged the stick further, the cold shaft chilling my insides in an odd, yet pleasurable way. He soon found my prostate, as the secondary ball in the middle of the shaft was now teasing my hole. I gasped and arched my back as he slowly thrust the stick. My skin prickled with goosebumps as he wriggled the stick to adjust the pressure on my p-spot.
My moans indicated that he was working the right spot. “Does that feel good?” he whispered. “Yes” I gasped. Like the Heavy Metal Intruder, this thing was working me over, to the point it had me dripping. Something about it made me feel completely vulnerable. The weight of the Stick meant he didn’t have to apply a lot of pressure in order to get a reaction, however, as he thrust and twisted the stick, it had me clutching at the sheets, breathing erratically, and I soon found myself orgasming with no effort what so ever. In the same vein as how a magic wand can draw an orgasm out of me without much thought, the Milking Stick was now doing the same. He was also enjoying himself, watching me squirm as he controlled the toy.
The Stick can be used solo as well, and thanks to it’s long length and sizeable handle, it’s easy to manoeuvre solo – however I did find that in this instance, I couldn’t quite get the same sensation I had felt when it was being controlled by someone else. It still felt amazing, but it’s definitely something I think I would prefer to relinquish control over to someone else and let them have at it.
Clean-up and Maintenance
The Milking Stick can be sterilised in the dishwasher if you really want to ensure a good clean, however water and toy cleaner would be more than sufficient in order to keep it clean as the material is non-porous. For storage, I have kept mine inside the bubble wrap sheath for now, but you can safely store it with other toys. Like most steel toys, they do attract finger marks and smudges really easily, however on trick i’ve found to ensuring they stay nice and shiny, is to get a small amount of baby oil onto a bit of paper towel and give them a buff. I do the same on the stainless steel surfaces in my kitchen, and it brings them up something good!
There isn’t really much else to say, other than I really like this. It’s a simple concept and design, and it hits the spot. Things are definitely much more fun when you lay back and get milked, rather than milking yourself, but however you choose to have your fun, you will definitely enjoy yourself. If you’ve used steel toys before, you will love this – the weight, shape and texture allow for a smooth, sensual experience and it really can produce an intense orgasm with little to no effort on your part. That’s a win, for sure.
Where To Buy
You can get hold of a Milking Stick from MEO for the insane price of €49,00 (£36 at today’s exchange rate – this will vary).
I would like to thank MEO.de for sending out the Milking Stick for free in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect or alter my opinions on this, or any other product we receive for review. All thoughts and experiences are 100% genuine and my own. Affiliate links have been used within this post.
The Lowdown | MEO Stainless Steel Milking Stick
Pros: Good, Solid Weighty probe that knows how to apply some serious pressure to the p-spot.
Cons: As someone who is a bit more ‘experienced’, wish it was just a little bit thicker.
Bottom Line: For those serious about prostate play, this is a handy addition to the ‘arse-nal’.