This is long overdue, and that is indeed a long ass title for a product but it is what it is. The good news is, I have something absolutely marvellous to share with you; especially if like me, you love having your cock rocked with deep, delicious vibrations. 

When I say long overdue, I mean it – the wonderful people at BestVibe sent over a bunch of goodies back in March and we’re now in August… Thankfully they have been very kind and understanding so there is no bad blood. I’m just glad to be able to share this with you; as our experiences with products from them have been a bit of a mixed bag; from the downright terrible to the not-so-bad but could do with improvements.. that sort of thing. So I have to be honest, when selecting some items to review, I didn’t have the ‘highest’ of hopes; but I was indeed open-minded and intrigued.

I am happy to report that not only did the long-named ALIEN Automatic Adjustable Buckle Vibrating Masturbator exceed my expectations… it bloody blew mine (and my husbands) socks clean off! So let’s not waste any more time – let’s strap in and get off!

I would like to thank BestVibe for sending us the ALIEN Automatic Adjustable Buckle Vibrating Masturbator free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. 

First Impressions

The packaging is a sleek and simple; just a cardboard box with a couple of pictures and some basic product info. Inside, you’ll find your toy, a charging cable and a simple instruction manual. The ALIEN is a vibrating masturbator that does indeed resemble the titular Xenomorphs from a beloved sci-fi franchise. It’s made from smooth silicone and features 2 motors as well as being waterproof and rechargeable. Charing takes around 150 minutes and will give you an average run time of around 60 minutes.

The ALIEN features a buckle allowing you to strap yourself in for some hands-free pleasure (this will be very important later). If you’ve used products like the PULSE before; you’ll be familiar with the concept here. The main body of the toy features a motor which will send vibrations through the shaft of your penis. Where the ALIEN differs, is that it offers a secondary motor in the ‘head’ of the device. It’s like a little helmet that sits on… well, your helmet. There are tiny little nubs to offer some texture. It has a nice comfortable shape to hold, and weighs about 300g. It features 10 vibrations modes and each motor can be used individually allowing you to fully customise your experience.

In Use

In a word, delightful. I will always have a deep profound love for vibrating cock toys; and this might be heading up there as one of my new favourites. And its kind of turned me around on my thoughts on edging; personally I’ve never really been into the long-drawn out sessions – I’m usually a ‘hit-and-quit-it’ kind of guy. But after my few sessions with the ALIEN – I totally get it. When I came around to test, I got myself all comfortable and aroused and carefully buckled myself in. I will say, this was the slightly trickier part of the whole situation. The buckle fastening is a little fiddly, but once you’ve got it – it does hold on quite nicely. It has 3 different holes allowing for a huge range of sizes –  making this an incredibly versatile piece of kit.

Once I was relaxed, I turned it on and the motor in the shaft springs into life first. It’s strong with a decent rumble. Not the most mind-blowing but compared to some of the things we’ve tried recently – we were off to a good start. Turning it up, on its ‘max’ speed, it’s pretty powerful. The silicone transfer the vibrations nicely. But things kicked into over-drive when I turned on the second motor. Featuring similar power and rumble as the motor in the shaft; my cock was now engulfed with sonic bliss. The fact that these vibrations were focused on the top of my penis, rather than the frenulum – it created a totally different sensation. I can’t really describe it.

All I know is, that as I lay there, I just closed my eyes and lay back – the strap held securely and I was free to use my hands to stimulate myself elsewhere. But to be honest, I just lay there – taking it all in. Now usually, with some really good vibrations – it can only take me a few minutes to reach orgasm. Sometimes mere seconds if their *really* good (hello Doxy!). Here, the vibrations, whilst they are indeed strong – they affected me in a slightly different way. And the build up to orgasm was slower than I normally like – but once I got there… oh my god. It was intense. It sort of snuck up out of nowhere. For ages I was just lying there, enjoying the sensations – and then I could start to feel the slow build up of an orgasm. The way it starts in your toes and moves up your legs until you can feel it in your groin. BANG! I’m grabbing the duvet and moaning out loud. Immediately having to turn it off because my cock is so sensitive. It’s been a long time since a masturbator had that sort of effect on me.

But wanting to ensure I wasn’t the only one – I treated the husband to a special session with the ALIEN too. With him sat blindfolded on the bed, I strapped it to his twitching cock after some delightfully sensual foreplay and then just let it run. Without either of us having to hold it, we could engage in other activities, all the while is cock is being massaged by the ALIEN. And after a few minutes, he was starting to shudder, his toes were curling and I could see that he was about to explode. He bucked his hips and I watched his load squirt out the sides. As he slowly relaxed, I turned it off. He peeled off his blindfold and said “I don’t know what the hell that was, but I loved it” Success!

Clean-up and Maintenance

The ALIEN is waterproof so can be rinsed in the sink with some warm soapy water. The coating is silicone so doesn’t need any special treatment. Just note that as with all silicone, it will attract dust and hair so you could keep it in a storage bag if you so wish in between uses (sadly one isn’t provided) but it isn’t necessary.

Summary

Well tickle me impressed. I wasn’t expecting to enjoy this as much as I did but it hit all the right notes in more ways than one. The strap design is not new but it works extremely well here. The motor in the shaft is decent and offers some mighty fine vibrations – but on its own, I’m not sure if it would have been quite enough. However as soon as you switch on the second motor – that’s when the stars align and it creates a truly encompassing experience that will have your toes curling.

Great for solo play but also with the hands-free strap design, there are so many opportunities for couples play. Strap it on him and then go to town sitting on his face; or even engaging in some butt play whilst the vibrator does all of the hard work. I think the only limit is your imagination. All I can say with 100% certainty, is that this has earned its spot in the bedside table.

Where to Buy

You can pick up the ALIEN Automatic Adjustable Buckle Vibrating Masturbator from BestVibe (This is the US based store but I believe they do ship to the UK as this is no longer stocked on BestVibe UK).

 

I would like to thank BestVibe for sending us the ALIEN Automatic Adjustable Buckle Vibrating Masturbator free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. If you wish to help support the biog, please consider making your purchases through these links – every little bit helps! Alternatively, please share this article with someone you think would be interested! Thank you. 

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