Sometimes, I just have to hold my hands up and say that i’ve bitten off a little more than I can chew. The old saying ‘eyes bigger than the belly’ seems appropriate here. Sometimes, you just see something, and you want it so bad; but then the reality kicks in and it’s suddenly leaving you frustrated and questioning your mere existence…

OK, that last part was a tad melodramatic, but there is a reason why this review has taken me so long. I’m realising that I definitely have an ‘upper limit’ when it comes to shoving things up my butt. And no matter what I do, somethings just aren’t made for me. And I think I beat myself up about for so long; questioning whether I should even be a sex blogger, if a simple dildo can beat me? But then I realised that not everyone is a size queen. You don’t have to be riding dildos the size of a fist for a good time. If that’s you, then great! Have at it!

For me, the Boomer Banks Realistic Silicone Dildo from Fleshjack is just a tad too much for me. Which is a real shame, because it’s the first Fleshjack Dildo that i’ve not been able to fully enjoy. But when I saw it online for the first time, I was intrigued; it was (at the time) the first Fleshjack Boys dildo that was moulded from a person of colour (Boomer is from Mexico). This particular dildo also break away from the look of all the others with it’s prominent depiction of foreskin, just ever so slightly rolling back from the glans. Visually, it’s impressive. Imagine my jaw dropping when it actually arrived and it was in my hand… I distinctly remember turning to my husband and saying ‘Oh shit…’

The Boomer Banks Realistic Silicone Dildo was sent to us free of charge in exchange for an honest review by Fleshjack. 

First Impressions

This dildo has an imposing stature and an impressive heft to it. I’m only very slightly familiar with Boomer’s work, and I knew he was… on the larger side, shall we say. But it’s only when it’s in my hand, or stood up on my coffee table, that I fully appreciated the enormity of the task at hand. This is, by far, the biggest dildo in my collection. And to that end, it will stay the biggest in my collection. There is no way in hell we are going any bigger.

My previous ‘everest’, so to speak, was the Jake Orion dildo. That one was a long struggle, but we managed to ‘conquer’ it in the end. But it took a lot of blood, sweat and tears. Boomer took so much more, and even then, we could never fully finish the job. He stands at 9 inches tall, with an insertable length of 7.5 inches. Around the tip, it has a circumference of 5 inches. As you move down the shaft, it widens to a max circumference of 6.5 inches, before maintaining a standard 6.25 inches towards the base. To put that in perspective, the Jake O dildo had a max circumference of around 6 inches. It may not sound like a huge difference, but believe me, it’s a VERY noticeable difference.

As with all Fleshjack dildos, the detail is wonderful. From the colour, down to that tip, featuring the exposed glans and foreskin; it’s just a delight to behold visually. There are some low profile vein details, but relatively speaking, it’s quite a smooth shaft. It feels a tad softer than some of the other dildos, but it still is relatively firm. It arrived packaged in just a little plastic bag, like the others from this review batch.

In Use

I tried. I tried so hard over the course of many, many weeks to try and conquer Mount Boomer. Any opportunity I had to steal myself way for a little while, I was in the bedroom warming myself up with various plugs and dildos, trying to get myself ready. The first 2 inches glide in fairly easily, with only a small amount of resistance. But as soon as we start to reach that mid point, I just… can’t push it any further. It becomes just too painful if I try to take it any more.

A lot of my issues will probably be down to my state of mind. The first few tries, I was naturally concerned that it was going to be a problem, which in turn meant I couldn’t get fully relaxed and aroused, and no amount of lube was going to help. I suddenly felt a huge surge of respect to all those bottoms that take a pounding from dicks like this. You are heroes.

I persisted though, in the belief that this was just a case of mind over matter, and that we WILL eventually succeed. Nope. Nada. It’s not happening. I just don’t think i’m built that way. Despite doing everything I can to make sure i’m fully aroused, and to be fair; it doesn’t take much, using buckets of lube and using all manner of butt plugs and dildos to warm me up; Boomer is just a stretch too far, and I do not enjoy the sensations i’m having. I put of writing this review for so long because I was feeling broken and unworthy of the sex blogger title.

But then I thought no. I realised something. Something important, and something I think everyone should hear. My name is David. I am a sex blogger. And I LOVE my dildos on the smaller, more manageable size. There, I said it. I’m out. But what is ‘more manageable’ I hear you ask? Well, after crunching lots of numbers (with my butt), I can confirm that my dildo sweet spot in terms of girth is 5.25 inches (give or take a .25 difference either way). Length isn’t so much of an issue, although the ones I have enjoyed the most usually clock in around 6.5 inches in length. There you have it, my dildo truth.

Clean-up and Maintenance

For convenience, your silicone dildo can be washed with soap and water, popped in the dishwasher (on a sanitise cycle – just make sure you’ve taken all your plates out first!), boiled or cleansed in a 10% bleach solution (just remember to thoroughly rinse afterwards). However you choose to clean your silicone, it’s easy to do and once dried, can be tossed in with your other cocks, ready for another adventure another day.

Summary

So let’s break it down. The Boomer Banks dildo is NOT a bad dildo. It’s made to the same high quality as all the rest of the Fleshjack Boys range. It looks visually pleasing, and if you are a Boomer fan, then having access to his dick anytime you want might be absolutely what you are looking for. For me, I have to say it’s just too much, and will not be seeing any more play time. At least, not for the foreseeable future.

If you are someone who want’s a slightly chunkier body safe toy, but don’t want to go down the fantasy route, then this might be worth checking out. It does present a challenge for those who like that. In my case, the overall size and firmness of the silicone just didn’t agree with my anatomy, and that’s absolutely fine. I have a whole box of cocks that are in my size sweet spot that will keep me happy for a long time. But it was fun to at least try something a little bit out of my comfort zone.

Where to Buy

You can pick up your Boomer Banks dildo direct from Fleshjack for €53.95. You can also pick up his exclusive sleeve (review here).

I would like to thank Fleshjack for sending us the Boomer Banks Silicone Dildo to us free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect our thoughts or experiences with this or any other product we receive for review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. 

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