I’m sure you probably don’t need reminding that Valentine’s Day is almost upon us – but if you have been asleep under a rock, then I’ll just remind you that it is THIS SATURDAY.

It’s funny, I’ve been in a relationship for almost 11 years, and Valentine’s Day is just another day of the year as far as we’re concerned – so I don’t know if it’s just peer pressure or whether something magical happens, that spurs me to try and come up with something truly romantic and special just because it’s what you are supposed to do on this day.

However, recently, as the years have gone by, and my toy collection has gotten bigger – instead of the more ‘traditional’ flowers/chocolates/sonnets professing my undying love – I’ve found that I’m finding new ways to keep things spicy in the bedroom, and Valentine’s is the perfect excuse to whip out a new toy or try out a new position. And I know I’m not alone.

So for your delectation this afternoon, here are some suggestions for some sexy gifts for you to enjoy, as well as a brief round up of some of the Valentine’s Offers currently available at some of my favourite retailers – but hurry – time is running out 😉

Sexy Gift Suggestions 

monogamy6Monogamy: A Hot Affair

Price: £24.99

Romance Rating: 4 / 5

Sexy Rating: 5 / 5

Where to Buy:

Lovehoney UK // Lovehoney US // Simply Pleasure // Sextoys.co.uk // Belle De Soir

It’s one of the best-selling adult games currently available, and it’s both incredibly fun and deliciously sexy. We took this away with us on our holiday last year, and it was an absolute delight. You’ll want to make sure you’ve stocked up on plenty of wine, some little nibbles that you can seductively feed each other, and of course – you will most definitely want to keep some toys handy – as you progress through the game, things get hotter and steamier and with any luck, will culminate in an explosive, passionate session that will leave you breathless. At the same time, it’s wonderfully romantic, especially as you get to learn new things about each other and get to have a lot of fun as you do it. It’s perfect foreplay and you can choose to play it any way you want – whether you just want a quickie or a long drawn out night of passion and romance – the choice is yours. You can read our review of Monogamy here.

PULSE by Hot OctopussPULSE by Hot Octopus

Price: £68.99

Romance Rating: 3 / 5

Sexy Rating: 5 / 5

Where to Buy:

Lovehoney UK // Lovehoney US // Simply Pleasure // Belle De Soir // Sextoys.co.uk

The PULSE II Solo & Duo has just arrived, but you can still pick up the original PULSE – the ‘Guybrator’ that started it all. This is an amazing toy that’s not only great for solo use, but can be incorporated into couples play as well – team it up with some restraints and a blindfold and let the PULSE do it’s work whilst you seductively tease and taunt using a your hands/fingers/lips/tongue… It’s the gift that keeps on giving, and it’s rechargeable, so no more batteries! You can see our original review of the PULSE here.

LLovers Premium LED Vibrating MassageroversPremium LED Massager

Price: £12.99

Romance Rating: 4 / 5

Sexy Rating: 2 / 5

Where To Buy:

Lovehoney UK / Lovehoney US

So a nice all over body massage is always both romantic and a brilliant pre-cursor to some lovely hot sweaty sex. Well, at least is in our house. With that in mind, I can highly recommend this lovely little vibrating massager. The rounded mounds on the back help provide deep tissue massage, whilst the deep single speed rumbly vibrations intensify the sensation and just help you loosen up and feel utterly relaxed. Not only is it great in the bedroom, but after a long, tiring day, it’s great to use on the soles of your feet and on your neck and shoulders. The gorgeous pink LED lights also add a little something to the romantic atmosphere too. You can read our review here.

Doxy Extra Powerful Mains-Powered WandDoxy Massager

Price: RRP £89.99

Romance Rating: 4 / 5

Sexy Rating: 5 / 5

Where To Buy:

Lovehoney / Simply Pleasure / SextoysBelle De Soir

Is this the ultimate couples toy? I would say so! The Doxy is so incredibly versatile that both men and women can get a huge amount of enjoyment and pleasure from it! Team it up with the Hummer attachment, and you will have your man trembling and shaking with pure orgasmic delight – but be warned – once you’ve discovered the awesome power of the Doxy, you may never ever leave the bedroom again. It comes in a selection of colours, and it truly is the king among vibrating wand massagers. You can see our review of the Doxy here.

Je Jou NuoJe Joue Nuo Remote Controlled Butt Plug

Price: RRP £119.99

Romance Rating: 3 / 5

Sexy Rating: 5 / 5

Where To Buy:


Throw a remote control in, and you have the beginnings of a wonderful couples toy. The Nuo by Je Joue is a remote controlled vibrating butt plug that’s great for her as well as him. Use the included remote to take control, or pair the Nuo using your iOS device and take control using the intuitive app that not only allows you to take control of the Nuo, but you can even program in your own patterns – allowing you to create a truly unique, customisable experience. You’ll both get a thrill. You can read our review of the Nuo here. Which leads me onto another remote controlled toy…

Nexus Revo StealthNexus Revo Stealth

Price: RRP £149.99

Romance Rating: 3 / 5

Sexy Rating: 5 / 5

Where To Buy

Lovehoney / Uberkinky

The ultimate prostate toy for the special man in your life – and it’s remote controlled! Tie him up, and have him at your mercy as you control the Revo’s incredibly rotating shaft, giving one of the most intense prostate massages – and fella’s, if you have never experience a prostate massage before, you are really missing out – if you want to feel the most intense and explosive orgasm you have ever felt, then you will want to give this a try. Out of all the products I’ve reviewed, this continues to be the most popular, and with good reason. You can read our review of the Revo here.

So here’s just a few ideas for a truly spectacular and steamy Valentine’s evening.

Of course, there is so much that you can choose from, and loads of my favourite online stores are having some great special offers to celebrate Valentines – and to make it easy for you, I’ve combined a list of them for you right here!

Sexy Valentines Shopping


FREE Delivery when you spend £10!

Don’t forget, you can also save 15% when you spend £40 (expires 14th February 2015)

Visiting from the US? Don’t worry, Lovehoney US has you all sorted too:


FREE Delivery when you spend £30

Don’t forget, you can also save 10% when you use our special code BIGGAY10 at the checkout!


FREE Delivery when you spend £10


FREE Delivery when you spend £40


FREE Delivery when you spend £10

Phew! There’s some truly amazing bargains to be had out there – so happy shopping!!

From all of us at The Big Gay Review, we hope you all have a sizzling and sexy valentines!

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