Xtensity Pleasure Force Premium Suction Masturbator

It’s a rare feat these days when a toy can literally have been screaming and collapsing off the bed. But that day has come around; and boy am I very excited to tell you all about this one…

A few weeks back, someone from Lovehoney reached out to see if I was open to a content collab; and as I’m finally in a position to get back into blogging properly, I was like ‘absolutely!’. As I was trying to decide what to review, my eyes fell upon this curious looking contraption – the Xtensity Pleasure Force Premium Suction Masturbator – gee, that’s a mouthful!

But I was so eager to give this a try; and now both myself and my husband have experienced all it had to offer; lets break it down…

I would like to thank Lovehoney for sending us the Xtensity Pleasure Force Premium Suction Masturbator free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. 

First Impressions

The Xtensity arrived in a solid little case; it feels very premium and very techy. Inside, you’ll find your device, several attachments in different sizes, an instruction manual, a massage attachment, 2 Silicone sleeves and a charging cable. This device is built like a massage gun and comes with a rounded attachment to use, presumably, for massage. But I have found that these devices are great for getting off with so… use your imagination.

It’s fully rechargeable – a full 5 hour charge should give you between 4-8 hours of playtime. The device itself is NOT waterproof. The toy weigh about 585 grams and has an ergonomic shame to make it comfortable to hold. The motor operates at 7 different speed settings, ranging from 500rpm to 2300rpm. It’s relatively quiet, at around 60Dbs at its highest setting.

In Use

I’m not going to lie, my first experience with this device was a bit of a failure. But I put that down to it arriving at a time when I was under a lot of stress and anxiety. I’m glad I stuck it out and returned to it with a much clearer head because boy oh boy… this thing is magical. It is truly unlike anything that I’ve tried before and that is so exciting!

Setting up is a little fiddly the first time you use it, as you need to measure yourself against the cups to find the best fit. So you do need to be fully aroused for this part. It’s important to ensure a snug fit with no air gaps as this increases the likelihood of suffering friction wounds. But there are several different size cups ranging from XXmm in diameter up to XXmm. So hopefully most will be able to find a decent fit.

Once you have found your size, you simply attach a silicone sleeve to the cup, roll it up and then place it over the tip of your penis and then roll the sleeve down. There is a little valve on the cup, so if there is any air that gets trapped inside, you can release it. This helps increase the vacuum lock effect. And then that’s it, you are ready to go!

Attempt 1

As I mentioned, I didn’t have the best luck on my first go with the device. I was stressing, and it was just such a fiddly set-up process. Once I turned it on, I was just completely unimpressed by what I was feeling. I couldn’t really describe the feeling other than it just felt like a strong vibration. But even on the top speed, I just wasn’t feeling anything. So I gave up, put it to one side and vowed to come back when I was in a much better frame of mind.

Attempt 2

I had some time alone in the house, so decided to give it another go. What’s the benefit of working from home if you can’t have a quick wank now and again? We got all set up and off I went. The Xtensity rattled into life and on the slowest speed, was just giving my junk the most gentle of tugging. I started to increase the speed and that sensation got more intense, but there was just something… missing. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.

Don’t get me wrong, it felt… nice. But I just didn’t think it was going to get me off the way that I had hoped. I was getting ready to give up, when all of a sudden, the orgasmic urge rushed upon me like a runaway train. It literally appeared out of nowhere and when I came, I came HARD. It exploded out of the valve, it creeped its way out of the sleeve and my entire body convulsed and I slipped off the bed, almost crying.

I lay on the floor in a heap. What the hell was that? I gathered myself together, sat on the edge of the bed and just stayed at the device, now drenched in my own spunk. What the hell? I muttered to myself.

Attempt 3

My next attempt went pretty much the same as before. Some nice sensations, and then just when I think I’m never going to get there… BOOM! So I needed to see if my husband would have a similar reaction. I had told him all about my experience and he seemed ever so intrigued. So I took him upstairs and laid him on the bed. We started out with some actual massage; using the Xtensity and a separate massage gun I have to do a two-handed thumping attack on his spine. Well, back – I just didn’t want that last sentence to rhyme.

As a handy little massage tool, he rated it very highly. He said it’s not as powerful as our regular massage gun, but in a pinch – it does the job. And the fact it does just look like a regular massage gun, means you could leave it out on the side with the attachment on, and no-one would be any the wiser to what sordid antics you got up to. But now I needed to see how he liked the main event.

So after measuring him up, we got down to business. He was lying there groaning and moaning, and I could see he was also getting that expression on his face. The ‘It’s nice, but it’s not blowing me away’. But I knew I just needed to stick with it and then… his eyes rolled back, his fists clenched at the sheets and he began to shudder. ‘FUCK’ he shouted and as I looked down, there was another spunk explosion happening. Gasping for breath, all he could mutter was ‘holy shit… holy shit… holy….shit’. Success.

So how does it work?

So what makes the Xtensity different, and why is it able to produce such significant orgasms? (At least in us, anyway). The Xtensity offers unique push/pull forces that are designed to stimulate not just the penis, but the erectile tissue, the erectile muscles and the pelvic floor muscles. This allows it to offer deeper and more intense stimulation and pleasure. And boy, does it.

Clean-up and Maintenance

The Xtensity device itself is not waterproof so any mess will need to be cleaned up with a mildly damp cloth and immediately dried. The sleeves and cups are fully removable so can be washed and rinsed in the sink and then allowed to dry naturally before storing them away in the provided case.

Summary

What a fantastic piece of kit. I really didn’t know what to expect when I first tried this out. I thought it was just some basic suction/vibration. But this really does stimulate in a way that I have not experienced before, and I think that’s why I initially wrote it off because…well, yeah – I’m just not used to sensations quite like that.

But I am very glad I did stick it out because holy hell – this is now up there as one of my favourite sex toy discoveries of all time. This will be a firm favourite in the bedroom. Now, I think I might just have to excuse myself for a few minutes…

Where to Buy

You can order the Xtensity Pleasure Force Premium Suction Masturbator direct from the good folks over at Lovehoney. It retails for £169.99 (but you can use code BIGGAYREV15 to reduce that to £144.49)

I would like to thank Lovehoney for sending us the Xtensity Pleasure Force Premium Suction Masturbator free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. If you wish to help support the growth of the blog, please consider making your purchases through these links. Alternatively, you can support by sharing this post with someone you think would enjoy it!