XS BFG by Mr Hankey’s Toys

We’re back after a little summer hiatus and we’re kicking off our next round of reviews for Mr Hankey’s Toys. We’ve got another 6 dildo reviews coming your way over the next few weeks so strap in (or on, if that’s your vibe) and let’s get down to it… 

If you read our last Hankey’s review… you will know that mistakes were made. To this day, I still haven’t been able to fully take the aforementioned dildo properly. However what I did learn is that I definitely have my own preferred preference when it comes to dildos and that’s perfectly fine. I’ve said it before; if you can take humungous dildos without breaking a sweat, you have my most sincere and absolute respect. But my sensitive little sphincters can only manage so much and I am embracing that! So when it came to picking out the next batch of dildos for review; I knew exactly what I was looking for.

My eyes cast through their XS ranges and the BFG caught my eye. It’s curved, textured and in my perfect size sweet spot. So I chose that one (along with 5 others) and awaited patiently for them to arrived. I’ve already covered the ordering process and packaging in previous reviews so we’re just going to get straight into the good stuff..

I would like to thank Mr Hankey’s Toys for sending us the XS BFG Dildo free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Some affiliate links have been used in this post. 

First Impressions

As a Brit, BFG has a different meaning here. I was struggling to see the connection to the Big Friendly Giant in this design. However upon further research, it appears the BFG in question here, stands for Big Fucking Genital. Imaginative, I guess? The design is inspired by some sort of sea beast an series of softly increasing knots and lots of lumps and bumps for added texture. I chose mine in the Med Firm softness and in the bubblegum pink colour.

The BFG stands at 7.5 inches tall, with an insertable length of 6.5 inches. The tip has a circumference of 3.5 inches and widens towards the base to 6.5 inches (which is the absolute cusp of what I can comfortably take). When I look at this particular dildo, I am reminded of my Captain’s Hook – a dildo which absolutely blew my mind – however this one features some additional texture which I hoped would take things up a notch.

In Use

So what has actually happened here, is that I’ve now found my new favourite warm-up dildo. Whilst the Captain’s Hook is *amazing* … I often need to start with something a little bit smaller as it still has a decently sizeable tip. Here, we have a small, more tapered tip which allows me to slip right in with very little fuss. In fact, the first 5 inches of the BFG are an absolute delight. Before it gets to the final bulge, it has a maximum circumference of 5 inches which is honestly, my sweet spot. With a lot of patience and a never-ending supply of lube, I can conquer this final bulb and it’s satisfying – but I would absolutely not want it any bigger.

But to be fair, even those first 5 inches bring a lot of pleasure, thanks to the curved shaft which allows it to tickle my sensitive spots with ease. The added texture from all the lumps and bumps does feel absolutely delightful. However after switching between this and the Hook, I still think I actually prefer the Hook purely because it feels a little firmer and I can comfortably thrust with that one, to make pounding my p-spot a much easier and enjoyable task.

The base of the BFG is solid and provides a great grip for those who want to just lie back and thrust to their hearts content. Due to that larger knot, this isn’t one that I will be reaching for, for that kind of activity. For me I definitely see this as the warm-up act, not the main event. But as warm-ups go, it’s pretty freakin’ sweet.

Clean-up and Maintenance

You can throw it in the sink and wash it with some soap and warm water. Add in a spritz of anti-bacterial toy cleaner if you so wish. Manual labour not your vibe? Then you can always throw it in the dishwasher (but maybe do a whole load of dildos to save water, you know?). Just remember to skip the detergent and make sure there’s nothing else in there (like your dinner plates etc). Failing that, you can always get a pan of dildo soup on the go – boil them in a weak bleach solution – just skip out on the seasoning and croutons and make sure to cook until al dente.

Summary

Mr Hankey’s continue to wow and astound me with their quality. I am also so glad that whilst they’ve carved themselves out a niche of selling giant dildos – I am glad that they also appreciate that some of us are comfortably average – and have offered a growing range of your ‘classic’ sizes for the less-discerning vagina or butt hole. So from all of us tight-bottomed bottoms… thank you. But back to the BFG (although in this case maybe it should be the MFG?…

The size for me, is perfect as mood-setter. The tapered tip and curve gets me in the mood quickly and efficiently. The textured bumps to provide a wonderful enhancement to the proceedings. The final knot is still a bit of a jump – and whilst I can just about take it, it’s not something I’ll be vigorously thrusting with. However it sets me up ready for something else and that’s absolutely fine by me.

Where to Buy

If you would like to try the XS BFG, you can pick it up directly from Mr Hankey’s Toys. If you want it larger, you can also order it in bigger sizes here.

Shopping from the UK? You can order the BFG from CloneZone Direct in the following sizes (Note – These are only available in Black): XS, Med, Large, XL

I would like to thank Mr Hankey’s Toys for sending us the XS BFG dildo free of charge in exchange for an honest review. Some affiliate links have been used in this post. If you wish to help support the blog, please consider making your purchases through these links. Alternatively, please share this article with someone you think would enjoy it! Thank you and have a great day!