Hello dear blog readers,

As I mentioned in my previous review, I have been unwell for a little while, and as such I’m building up a back log of reviews as I just haven’t been in the mood to get naked and start playing with toys. As of today, I am now feeling much better, so I will soon begin to start working my way through the back log of toys I have and will endeavour to try and get them reviewed and up on the blog ASAP.

I am going on vacation next week, however I will be taking lots of toys with me, and will still be updating whilst on holiday (at least that’s the current plan! Of course, things could change, but I hope not..

So just to give you an idea of what’s to come – here is a list of all the outstanding products I should be posting reviews for over the coming weeks:


  • Apollo Alpha Stroker 1 by California Exotics
  • AIR TECH Gentle Vacuum Cup by TENGA
  • AIR TECH Regular Vacuum Cup by TENGA
  • AIR TECH Strong Vacuum Cup by TENGA


  • Joupie by Fun Factory
  • Love Rider 7 Function Vibrator by California Exotics

Dildo’s & Butt Plugs

  • Metal Worx Teaser by Pipedream Products
  • Lovehoney Double Ended Textured Sensual Glass Dildo
  • Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo
  • Lovehoney Bedtime Bullet 10 Function Butt Plug


  • Lickable Massage Candles by Lovehoney
  • Sensuals Salted Caramel flavour water-based lubricant by Wicked
  • Realistic Silicone Penis Moulding Kit by Cloneboy
  • Almosta 4Posta under-bed restraint kit by Bondage Boutique
  • Monogamy: A Hot Affair Board Game

I also still have several items in the toy box that have yet to have been put on the blog, that have been reviewed elsewhere – so I may consider uploading these at some point as well.

So there’s plenty to come, just watch this space!

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