I’m a little late getting this up this year – i’m running behind schedule on a lot of things lately – but as the old saying goes – better late then never. I’ve collated together a list of all the awesome christmas sales that all of my favourite retailers are offering this christmas.

So this means this is a page chock full of affiliate links. Just remember, each time you click on a link and make a purchase, we get a small commission which goes towards helping run and maintain the blog. It’s no extra cost to you, and it allows us to keep putting out content. If you enjoy what we do and really want to support the blog, please consider making your christmas purchases through these links.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

1. Lovehoney


Lovehoney has some amazing special offers this christmas. With Free UK delivery with orders over £20 and a 365 day return policy, you cannot go wrong! Here’s a list of some of the amazing special offers you can be taking advantage of:

Christmas Delivery Dates

There’s still plenty of time to order for Christmas, so make sure you check out our last posting dates for Christmas delivery:

Monday 21 December – Royal Mail tracked 48, only £2.95 or free when you spend £20
Tuesday 22 December – Royal Mail tracked 24, only £3.95 or free when you spend £50
Wednesday 23 December 5.30pm – Special Delivery (guaranteed by 9am or 1pm), only £5.95

Visiting from the US? Don’t worry, Lovehoney US has you all sorted too:

2. Simply Pleasure


Simply Pleasure offer free delivery on all orders of £10 and stock a wide range of toys, lubes, lingerie and other bedroom pleasures.

3. Sextoys.co.uk


Sextoys offer free delivery on orders over £30 and offer international delivery too (free when you spend £100).

Don’t forget, you can save an additional 10% by clicking the banner below:


4. Tantus


Tantus are a US based company specialising in amazing 100% body-safe toys. Everything from Dildo’s to Cock-rings. They offer international delivery too!

  • Save 15% off the new ALAN dildo/vibrator (Use code ALAN)
  • Massive Discounts in the Grab Bag Section.

5. Belle De Soir


Offering same day despatch, discreet packaging and a 1 year, no quibble warranty.

6. Bondara

Bondara offers FREE Delivery on all orders over £10, an automatic 5% discount for members on EVERY purchase and you get a FREE GIFT when you spend £25 or more.

7. Peachy Keen


Peachy Keen are a relatively new UK retailers who’s unique quirky style has won me over, and they are an absolute delight to work with. They currently only deliver to the UK but delivery is FREE when you spend £20 and all packaging is discreet.

And there we have it (so far) for another year! If I come across any more super-duper offers, I will get this post updated ASAP.

In the meantime, HAPPY SHOPPING and have a VERY SEXY CHRISTMAS. You all deserve it!

*P.S Please forgive the use of ‘For Him’ and ‘For Her’ – sadly, not every retailer is as enlightened as others yet. With a bit of education, things can be changed!